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country bumpkin

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
by zookeeper January 14, 2005
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Countryhuman

A type of disease that infects netizens through, obviously, the internet. The Countryhuman Virus is most prominent on Deviantart, Amino, and Youtube. It is advised you surf Deviantart and Amino very carefully, and you can browse Youtube semi-safely.

This has been a PSA by the National Security Agency supported by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Uninfected 1: "Hey, have you caught the Countryhuman Virus yet?"
Infected: "UwU Nazi Germany sooo cutee!"
Uninfected 2: "RUN, HE'S GOT THE COUNTRYHUMAN VIRUS!"
by Broox Ministry of Definitions November 18, 2019
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Country Music

Real music about Real stuff.
Unlike almost all other stuff.
Guy 1 listens to rap.
Guy 2 listens to real Country Music
Ladies love country boys
by thepanthersrock April 15, 2010
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Country Boy

A young man who was raised in the American south. i.e. Florida, Alalbama, Georiga, Mississippi etc.
I could tell you were a country boy from your southern accent.
by Khnight August 4, 2007
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country bumkin

a urban person in the middle class from the south that perfers corn bread and fried chicken and have a heavy accent from north carolina
what it do i got some leftovers its fried chicken, sweet potato pie macaroni, pork chops, corn bread, peach cobbler, rice and chicken, spare ribs......................turkey, chicken legs

damn country bumkin
by wadalian February 4, 2010
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country fried steak'd me

When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!

Karl: Oh snap!
by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010
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country grunge

1. a gritty form of modern country music
2. a mix-genre of guitar tones and drum beats
3. usually a country-raised lyrical base with influence from experience or thoughts
4. a non-conforming attitude, but still gentleman-like
-values include hard-working, generous, kind, courteous, but wild and fun.
-more real and in-depth lyrical subject matters
-emotions vary greatly, i.e. thought-provoking, sarcastic, light-hearted and/or heartbroken

Jared Blake is an example of a recent, mass-exposed country grunge artist on NBC's "The Voice".

Other popular artists include Johnny Cash, Kris Kristoffersen, Jamey Johnson, Keith Urban, and Jason Aldean, to name a few.
by Music is Music March 29, 2012
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