Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Men Breasts Did Not Contaminate Michigan Of Flint 《¤》

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Person 343: Men Breasts Did Not Contaminate Michigan Of Flint 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Pro Soccer Contacts

A soccer business that is run by the three musketeers, one is a phone addict, two has been on every uni team, and the last one loves balenciaga and money. The business provided is good and gives good value if you need soccer teams to sign for.

Have you heard of Pro Soccer Contacts?
"Yeah it's run by the three musketeers"

by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025

Stupidity is contagious

No it isn't you retarded fucking clown. Your intelligence is just as immutable as Autism.

Hym "If stupidity is contagious then I must be immune. I'm like Ellie from 'The Last of Us.' You guys need to cut the gland out of my head so you can make a vaccine!"

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Turing Slip Contamination

A digital disease where an AI misinterprets a question and proudly unleashes a fact-shaped lie with the confidence of a con artist and the IQ of a malfunctioning vending machine. The error then replicates—echoing through outputs, search results, and unsuspecting bots—until the original truth is buried beneath layers of algorithmic delusion. It’s not malice. It’s the machine equivalent of tripping over your own shoelaces and declaring gravity outdated.

“I swear, one tiny cyber hallucinated fact and suddenly the whole internet is infected. Turing Slip Contamination spreads faster than bad memes.”

by APedant November 25, 2025

this is outrageous this is contagious

the best song of all time written and sung by jeremy usborne (jez) from peep show

jez: "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS THIS IS CONTAGIOUS"

jez: "SOOOOOO FUTILEEEEEEE"

by jiafeifloptropica April 9, 2025

Trying in the absence of certainty

Nah.

Hym "Try in the absence of certainty? Try what? Try to murder kids? Oh I had 3 the other day. The were waiting for the bus. One fatty leaned up against a fence (rookie mistake) and then a few steps ahead 2 girls one with her back turned and the other standing in front of her but she was shorter than the girl with her back turned so she wouldn't have even seen me get the fatty. So picture this: I push the fatty into the fence so she can't run (which is why it's a rookie mistake) stabstabstab and then 2 or the hop-steps to get to the girl with her back turned. One of the other ones sees me get the fatty and screams. This causes the tall girl to turn around but it's too late! I've already hopped. I've already stepped. I'm there! Stabstab! The short girl leans over to see what's going on but I'm already on the tall girl. The short girl off the centerline.

It's going to take her a second to recalibrate and start running AND my gait is like 3 times the length of her. She pivots and turns to run, screaming, I'm too quick. I already stepped over the tall girl. Stabstabstabstabstab. (Deja Vu) The other see what's going on. No adults around. They don't kmow what to do. Adults start rushing out of their apartments and swarm me. I'm till stabbing. They grab me. I start screaming 'RAAAAAAAAAHLALALAL! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHALAL!!' They pin me down till the police arrive. They bring the girl to the hospital- OH NO! THEY'RE GOING INTO SEPSIS!!! DID HE DIP THE SHANK HE MADE WITH THE BLADE OF A POCKET KNIFE AND ELECTRICAL TAPE IN HIS OWN SHIT!? OH MY GOD! OOOOH MY GOD! THEY'RE DYING!! THEY'RE DYHEHEING!!! NAAAWWWOOAH! Wait. What were we talking about? Oh! Right. Trying in the absence of certainty! Right. Nah."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025