Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

by sexyclock October 30, 2011

ten-o-clock

pay money in full

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock

by arrgrrey June 11, 2018

nagasaki alarm clock

Its waking your partner up by spraying diarrhea directly onto their face.

She shit on my dick during sex, so I gave her a Nagasaki alarm clock!

by Apfsds November 15, 2020

pants 'o clock

the period that encompasses all times other than "no pants 'o clock" ( 5:45 to 6:45 am or pm) where pants and undergarments are intended to be worn by participants.

oh man, no pants 'o clock ended 24 minutes ago, i gotta go get some pants

by John Grizzlyhog August 6, 2008

Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.

It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.

by Steven11242 March 26, 2011

Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time

Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks

by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011

chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008