Choke

When a girl is mad a
She tells you to choke and die

(Girl, choke)

by Whateveryouwantmynametobe January 31, 2022

Choke

To have fun

“Hey bro we gotta choke this weekend”

by Lantzerous April 20, 2020

Choking the chicken

Male Masturbation

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep

My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.

by Penguin sly March 21, 2021

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019