Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Chee Chee

Jailhouse food. Partially cook a pack of Ramen Noodles (use hot water or, if your cell doesn't have it, soak for a while in cold water). Crush up a bag of cheese curls--Cheetos will work, but it's not the same--and pour the Ramen into the bag. Eat with a plastic spoon.

Got a chee chee ready in my commissary box.

by ziticlown June 18, 2010

Cheat Engine Forums

Your daily source of 'lulz'.

"Hey Jim, you ever been to Cheat Engine Forums?"
"Fuck the internet."

by Flabbergastion December 2, 2007

Cheetle

Having large amounts of Cheeto residue on ones fingers.

My wife yelled at me for eating all the snacks so I smacked her and left cheetle all over her face.

by Rodd Hungwell July 8, 2010

cheaters

Winners, but only as long as they are not caught in the act.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Big Cheeto

Big Cheeto - President 45 also known as Trump, best identifies by his hallmark unnaturally orange fake bake/spray tan.

“Omg look at this! Trump is ORANGE”

“That Big Cheeto needs to lay off the fake bake. Just think. There’s a tanning bed in The White House. How embarrassing.”

by wordexperienced January 17, 2019

cheetah thong

1. A Thong worn by my robotics teacher Kimberly Lopez. Her thongs peek out every once and a while. You can tell its the cheetah skin pattern.

DUDE,Ms. Lopez has the cheetah thong on today, OH YEAH

by Robert Paker January 2, 2004