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Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.
Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then
by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017
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florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.
“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches
by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017
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SHOT CLOCK CHEESE

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.
by mosescuh February 27, 2018
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Mac n’ cheese

In America macaroni & cheese is widely regarded as a comfort food. The dish is prepared by cooking pieces of pasta (usually elbow macaroni, but can be made with other varieties) and folding in a Béchemel type of sauce, (where cheese has been melted along with flour, butter and milk or cream) once the pasta has been cooked and drained.

The first modern recipe for the dish was included in Elizabeth Raffald's 1770 book, The Experienced English Housekeeper. The dish was brought to America in 1802 by Thomas Jefferson and James Hemings.

Macaroni and cheese is widely regarded as an American favorite and classic comfort food.
Person 1: hey, whatcha eatin’?
Person 2: oh, mac n’ cheese!
by anonymous July 12, 2018
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Chase the Cheese

When someone is so focused on making money and securing the bag.

See also: bread chasing
@MyFavsTrash: "Good morning hustlers, let's chase the cheese. no days off."
by MyFavsTrash September 5, 2018
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Mac and cheese

The food that beats any food including Mac and cheese itself it's better than any rich man or god/goddess it will cure your depression and it's best friends with Jesus Christ. Mac and cheese is the best.
Person:All hail Mac and cheese

Your mum:I love Mac and cheese

Girlfriend: I am leaving you for Mac and cheese
by The_wise_one_no1 March 28, 2019
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Honey Butt Cheerio

When honey is applied to ones butthole by another person and then licked clean by the same person who applied the honey.
Last night she gave me a honey butt cheerio.

Hey babe, can you give me a honey butt cheerio?
by Wimchip June 24, 2019
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