Tard-Charge

The action of Running full speed into a door, or several doors in order to take them clean off the hinges, whilst yelling and flailing your arms.

Josh had locked the doors to his room thinking I couldn't get in there, but little did he know I was gonna Tard-Charge clean through both doors.

by BigPatchBaddie123 February 16, 2026

Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Swiss charred

What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.

One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

Chavalry Charge

The monthly scramble to the corner shop by teen mums to exchange milk tokens for vapes and rolling paprs ,

Going to be late this morning having to avoid the Chavalry charge at 9.15 am after the school run !

by p51mustang May 2, 2025

Depth Charge

When your girl is coming on and she wants you to sling one down there to accelerate the process.

Babe, hit me with the depth charge you stunning specimen of a man!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

loud large and in charge

Hippy-ass colloquialism that presumptuous wanna-be article writers use.

"Loud large and in charge, Mr.Smith is a..."
"Did you just fucking say that, what the fuck dude, fuck you and your shit."

by donttakeyourshit January 29, 2014

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019