Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025

Cash Lloyd

When you bring pott to school and smoke in front of the teacher.

"Did you hear about bob"?
"What did he do"?
"He totally pulled a Cash Lloyd"!

by Richard Jammer September 26, 2018

cash money

Everything, literally everything, except McKinley West.

“Gawwwwed, Kinley is being so un cash money”

by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021

Cash ray Hepburn

Sigma rizz

You fr a cash ray Hepburn

by susmansus October 16, 2024

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

cash toilet

A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.

A: Yo, your car's empty.

B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!

by man.dovvn June 10, 2008

Street cash

You need 1.2 billion of it to afford a divine shield.

Fool combat level 92 with a divine shield; that was like 550 mil. That's like 1.2 bil street cash.

by tbone654456 July 29, 2011