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Canadian

A citizen of the northernmost country in North America, Canada.
People from other countries commonly stereotype Canadian culture, though usually as a joke, but, sometimes taken seriously.
The most common stereotypes include:
-Living in igloos
-Saying "eh" a lot
-Being overly nice
-Mispronouncing words such as "house", or "about". ("Aboot, Hoose".)
-Being good at hockey
-Having a unique french accent.
-Being "outdoors-y"
-Having a horse-mounted police force
-Lack of military
-A love for maple syrup
-and so forth.

Many sterotypes hold some shred of truth, as every stereotype does.
-The Canadian military is miniscule in relation to it's land mass, though it is able to do it's duty without problem, in and out of the country.
-How Canadians speak depends on the province. Newfoundlanders (or Newfies) in particular.
-The general interest in hockey seems to be higher in Canada, though the lack of teams make it difficult to win a Stanley Cup.

Canadians are usually portrayed in the media as nice people with funny accents, occasionally riding a moose, wearing a toque, and emphasizing "eh" whenever possible.

In the end, Canadians are the same as Americans, and patriotism ruins it.
The average American could just think of a Canadian as someone who grew up in a different state.
Everyone else can think of them as an American who happens to speak french.
This is assuming that American media has had a larger effect on the concerned party.
by LennardLemming July 12, 2010
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canadian dessert

Alexandra is looking pretty sexy in that denim skirt.....Hell Yea babay!
by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005
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Canadian

A person who resides in Canada that has a canadian citeizenship.
Man, the Canadians have some strong ass beer
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canadian 8-ball

A Molson and a bowl of pot preferably while watching the Leafs eh.
Bob and Doug shared a Canadian 8-ball while the Leafs won the cup eh!
by MrHricinos December 27, 2013
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Canadian Cropduster

During cunnilingus, fingering will pump air into the vagina, allowing air to become trapped and subsequently released into the partners face, queefing onto said partners face.
Hey buddy, last night while making love to my woman, she gave me a Canadian Cropduster, guy.
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canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends
Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.
by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018
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canadian

I convenient alibi for Americans in France. Everyone knows the French hate Americans.
Waiter: Porc américain stupid Stupid American pig!
American: Non ! Je suis canadien, je jure No! I am Canadian, I swear.
Waiter:: Dans ce cas, je ne cracherai pas en votre nourriture. In that case, I will not spit in your food.
by lokimainst November 26, 2007
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