Cabbage
A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over
Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.
Origin - Scrubs
A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over
Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.
Origin - Scrubs
“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
by SapperT May 30, 2020
Get the Cabbagemug. A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.
by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024
Get the Sniffing The Cabbagemug. Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing
by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010
Get the muff cabbagemug. Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
Get the Cabbage patchmug. A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.
Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”
Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”
by Killotreyballa November 20, 2023
Get the Blow Cabbagemug. 
Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
Get the Cabbage Patch Dollmug.