Cabbage Waptain

a state of being

I'm a cabbage waptain

by Sir Wapty Cabbage May 28, 2012

blue cabbage

Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.

"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"

by chaav May 22, 2024

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.

Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.

by Meat missile February 22, 2024

Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.

Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!

by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023

god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque

by 🅱️aron June 19, 2018

cabbage sisters

A group of girls who smoke marijuana together.

Anthony: Yo man, I like that girl Natalie but she's always stoned.
Ben: Of course dude, she's one of the cabbage sisters.

by rawrgrrnomnom March 14, 2010