cpj

when your best friend stabs you in the back

come on bro you didn't have to cpj me.

by GMPinc March 21, 2009

cpox

Cuddle Pretzel Hugs Kisses

have a good night CPOX.

by sasson hamechasel June 27, 2009

Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.

Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada

by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010

cpeeyou

The act of passing gas with a nice hot laptop computer in your lap. The anal vapour passing over the hot cpu is then blown out surrounding you with a complete fog of ass stink

Why is it that hot farts always smell worse, like when you cpeeyou after a wicked batch of chili!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

CPLFBGNCTO

Crap
Piss
Loofa
Fuck
Bitches
G-spot
Niger river
Cunt
Tery
Orgasm.

OR

Cornea
Pupil
Lens
Fovea
Bipolar
Ganglion
Nerve (optic)
Chasm (optic)
Thalamus
Occipital Lobe

I was studying for psych and had to remember the optic pathway, or CPLFBGNCTO.

by Team Unlikely October 30, 2011

CPC

Contemplate, Plan, Commit. (Committing suicide.)

After failing my math test I guess il just CPC

by Shiba Shiba Master June 27, 2016

Cpt.Ratchet

ELGENERALpengoo

WOW I can't believe that dude is such a weeaboo. He's such a damn Cpt.Ratchet.

by JK Its me John Stamos d's nutz December 30, 2016