compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.

Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.

by Karbowiak October 17, 2009

[Computer] nerd

Computer nerd. Can be discribed as a small, scrawny boy with glasses and acne, or a huge fat guy who sits on his computer all day playing MMORPG's and eats food all day and doesn't bathe and smells and is a big doo-doo head. If you come across a computer nerd, just say this: "You're a nerd, everyone hates you. Get a life." That will send the Computer nerd running up to its mother from her basement. also can be known as someone with no life

"Oh my god, Tim, you're such a computer nerd. You sit around playing that runescape shit all day.

by I'manerdlol. January 23, 2009

Commuter

A commuter is any type of wheeled bike that gets you from point A to point B.

Check out these new slicks on my commuter!

by katcorot February 9, 2010

computer love

The occurence in which one computer or video game player is being favorited over their oponent causing them to overmatch there oponent in an unfair advantage.

I can't believe ray allen made 8 threes in a row on NBA live i'm losing cause he getting computer love.

by jabbawockeez tellem May 19, 2008

computer geek

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.

Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?

by Underdawg November 10, 2008

Wet computer

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.

*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)

by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009

Apple Computer

The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.

Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"

by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011