Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.

Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P

My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

Computer

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

I did my homework on my new computer.

by society mercops November 2, 2020

Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)

Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.

by techexpert December 10, 2022

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021