knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

by thepipe November 15, 2018

gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Angry child

Basically, it’s Tommyinnit. Just a child on the internet being a dumbass.

Tommyinnit: Angry child

by Kuromi Paras April 11, 2021

ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022

Thream Child

i child that is good at every thing

that 8 year old kid can beat me at everything (THREAM CHILD)

by Thream child May 13, 2009