A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.
The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.
Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
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"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."
by zeesworld July 15, 2023
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Get the hannah camp mug.A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.
Annie: What did you do this summer?
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020
Get the IMG camp mug.Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.
I’m heading up to Martis Camp this weekend to find solitude in the simplicity of the mountains and my 11,000 square-foot home with 7 bedrooms.
by itslissaaaaaaa June 22, 2020
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Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.
“You have done nothing all week, you are useless, you are CAMP JACK”
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack
by Alabora67 July 15, 2020
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Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
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