crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled October 6, 2015

Crapulence

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crap rolling uphill

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016

Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017

crap clap

when you shit on your hands and clap.

i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap

by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017

Crapperfitti

The art and words written inside the walls of a portable toilet. This can include pictures of dragons, people's phone numbers, various offers of sexual favors, key etching sculptures of penises and the like.

Glad the Crapperfitti kept me entertained since I forgot to take my phone into the plastic John

by Penelope parker November 10, 2017

crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.

Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .

by SkoalButt April 23, 2018