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Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.
Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.
by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020
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2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020
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Div-Bro

A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.
Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.

Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?
by Najiramba March 4, 2011
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bro-rider

Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck
dick: Nice ricer fag, shits cash. Can you throw a fireball?
fag: Nice bro-rider dick- Hadoken!
by VirginKing November 30, 2009
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wright bros

the relationship between two wingmen in which they are each other’s wingman.

Note: not to be confused with Orville and Wilbur
You hooked me up, I hooked you up, we are officially wright bros.
by JesseMctestie May 19, 2011
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Dang Bro

Noun: Someone who's incredibly ridiculous actions lead you to say, "Dang Bro!"

Adj: Something that is "legit" or awesome in a bad ass and shockingly offensive sort of way.
Noun- Mike is such a Dang Bro... I can't believe he shit in that trash can at Taco Bell.

Adj: That was quite the Dang Bro maneuver Adam just posted. (After he just passed 5 cars on the shoulder illegally.)
by Crazycam31 March 11, 2009
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Bro-ner

A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."

"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"

"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 2, 2009
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