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Blood Gordons 

Contrary to popular belief, Blood Gordons, (Excluding the beast) Are absolutely NOT FREAKS. Blood Gordons, Especially those of the Goldfish variety, are actually highly educated and witty individuals with great taste in music. They are capable of going great lengths to prove someone wrong. I.E. Making a legit definition for themselves just to accentuate the fact that they are not a freak.
Jarret: "FREAK"
Blood Gordons: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" *SENDS LINK
Jarret: " .. "
Blood Gordons: " :D "

.. And oh yeah, you just lost the game.
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Blood baby

When your period is so heavy you can feel it coming out of your vag. It feels like a bucket.

Can also describe the moment when your 'cherry pops' during a womens first time in sex.
'Any one got any tampons &some feminax? I'm having a blood baby'
'When I popped her cherry, she had a blood baby on my mums bed'
Blood baby by willylyker. August 14, 2012

Blood Bro 

A literal bro. Your mother's son who is not you. Used to distinguish between a bro and a brother.
John - Dude, David's my bro.
Jim - Wait really? I didn't know that.
John - ... What do you mean?
Jim - Ooooh you mean "bro." I thought you meant a blood bro.
John - Nope. Just a bro.
Jim - Okay.
Blood Bro by pyzaist May 4, 2013

blood stripes 

An achievement gained while performing oral sex on a female while she is menstruating.

"He ate her out while she was on her period. Dude got his bloodstripes."
You ate her out while she was on her period? Bro you just earned your blood stripes.
blood stripes by Socialdr September 23, 2015

Blood and mud 

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.
Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!
Blood and mud by Pa boy September 18, 2017

Blood Pump 

A totally sick hard rock/heavy metal band out of Indianola, WA. It is unique in that it is the first band in the Seattle area to produce such a distinct sound in some time. It will hopefully pave the way for other bands like it to emerge.
Check out Blood Pump's new album, the 3D EP!
Blood Pump by seattlemusicexpert September 15, 2011

Blood On The Dance Floor 

A kick ass electro-glam beat machine. Davie Vanity is lead, Jay Monroe is backing this ultra siq duo. Let's not forget the rad hair sported by both members. All haters really deserve stitches. Hailing from Orlando Florida this group is the best. house down! You all know the T and it's BOTDF is the best.
Person 1: hey have you heard about BLood On The Dance Floor?

Person 2: Shut the front door! Of course I have. And zomg I love them! Let's Party!

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