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Blake

Blake is the dopest and coolest person ever. He cares for everyone around him and is willing to do a lot for people even if he doesn’t show it. Although quiet, he is deadly. Don’t fuck around with him, he knows AT LEAST three different types of martial arts and will use his nunchucks on you. Any man named Blake has a HUGE penis and can also sing,dance,cook and is athletic af therefore allowing him to steal your bitch quicker than Trey Songz AKA Mr steal your girl. If I were you, I’d stay on Blake’s good side. You’ll benefit greatly from being his friend and suffer if not.
Me: yea I’m friends with Blake, he just bought me a new car out of kindness. Cant say the same about you
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
by Bballer14 July 21, 2021
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Blake

A man who had no right no saying anything that he had to you for a little joke you made
He is also a cunt
M-That little b_tch Blake told me.to play 1 man hang man

N-let me have a f_cking word with him
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Blake Berry

"Do you know Blake Berry"
"oh yeah that bad bleep whos better than us?"
"Yeah them."
by blakeuhm January 7, 2021
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blake dolan

Being a faggot , or not being good at any sport
Blake Dolan is a faggot, Or Blake Dolan is terrible at every sport he plays.
by Tyrone696968 May 14, 2018
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Blake

A funny, rude person, if you are friends with them they are very nice, this person is always attracted to one and one person only, and they are always loyal to them.
Blake is often associated with.
Ben
Jim
Sam
Jemma
Look at that Blake, what a prick” “dude you don’t know him like I do”
by Larry82737229 September 1, 2019
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Blake

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute
Girl 1: hey look it’s Blake

Girl 2: he’s cute and small I could put him in my pocket
by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019
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bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021
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