Bailey

A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.

I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Bailey

Someone who’s always been there and never rejected me at any time. Bailey is an amazing girl. Bailey is someone who cares and loves anyone but lays there eyes on someone special to her heart.

Bailey I hope you see this soon...

I Love You...

- C

“Bailey, I need you in my life”

by Col-t-en??? March 27, 2020

bailee

she’s most likely a whore :) don’t trust a bailee she will make your life miserable

did you hear bailee pusher that poor child down the stairs?
oh classic bailee

by juggler boy April 21, 2020

Birthday Bailout

When kids go to so many birthday parties that their parents are going bankrupt paying for gifts. People wish that they could get bailouts like all of the big automotive companies.

Four birthday parties and two bar mitzvahs in one week! I need a birthday bailout.

by the cupcake flies at midnight July 12, 2010

Kale Bail

When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.

"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.

by Morgan Spurlock January 8, 2012

Flail and Bail

The act of Flail and Bail is when something serious is going down, and you wish escape the situation by anymeans neccessary.

Generally includes a speedy escape whilst arms flail behind you. Thus the term Flail and Bail. Best used while screaming nonsense.

Woman: "I'm Pregnant"
Man: "ROMG, FLAIL AND BAIL"

by Mr. Abdy September 2, 2010

bailey lassiter

-the coolest kid you will ever meet. probably the most interesting one too. she pretty much a super hero.

I met the most amazing kid named Bailey lassiter today.
:)

by dfogih;fdoghfi7etgf! October 18, 2008