beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"
"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"
by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj September 20, 2020
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Beaver CPR

When a girl has to tell a guy to go down on her
Him: That blow job was great.

Her: Before you pass out you need to do some Beaver CPR.
by Joni J April 28, 2019
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Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass
Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.
by Miimosa January 30, 2022
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beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth March 04, 2016
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skinning the beaver

Last nght I observed an escort skinning the beaver. It felt like a peach then after.
by spacemonkey13666 February 19, 2015
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justin beaver

beaver 🦫
justin beavers are cool boobies are cooler
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
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Beaver Fortress

A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.
Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.
by SteVader January 17, 2011
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