Beat Nuts

1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts

Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha

by bumpea April 29, 2010

guts beat in

to get ur guts beat in a sexual manner also to get ur back broke

yo tha chick ova there bout to get her guts beat in

by gabriel January 23, 2005

night-beater

one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,

there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.

by Allan Murphy June 12, 2008

Philly Beatdown

The act of getting your ass beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bloody pulp by a true Philadelphian. It is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you're gonna get your ass beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.

Jim: Yo, I woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing... WTF happened last night?

Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.

Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!

by Autumn Batman McGarity August 15, 2010

beat up

To be messed up/fucked up; basically replaced in any sentence where fucked up is used as an adjective.

Example 1:
Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing.

Jake: Are you serious??

Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up?

Jake: That's beat the fuck up

Example 2:
Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her?

Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.

by chief7323 January 15, 2014

beat the ghost

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.

Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.

by Emupudding September 15, 2008

Beat Pad

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

by D-Smoov December 1, 2006