Antiono the bastard

Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else

“ Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?”
Antiono the bastard

by Captain haha March 3, 2020

The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.

Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard

by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

by Stijn November 28, 2014

Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021

uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 7, 2018

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020