It's that Sean bastard

Phrase used in Scotland, typically around the southern Edinburgh area and Midloathians.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.

Tom: Look, It's that Sean Bastard! What he done now? (Heavy Craiglang accent)
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.

by GoetheNorris April 28, 2020

Big Bastard

An exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.

"Fuck me, he's a big bulky bastard in't he?"

"You got a mocha?"
"Yeah, a big bastard "

by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018

left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015