"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
by Mitch Tight and Bright March 22, 2011
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It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
by Andriko1 May 21, 2011
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Get the backdick mug.The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 2, 2014
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Richard was unsure as to how bad his fart was, so he began backdrafting into it. Turns out it was one of those farts that could eat the stitching out of Levi's.
by Stan Mars June 28, 2016
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by BigNiggaSeason December 21, 2017
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“Dude, I wanna hook up with someone sooo bad”
“Ask Jenna”
“That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot”
“Ask Jenna”
“That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot”
by President Poverty November 16, 2018
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