When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"
by Stijn November 28, 2014
Get the Bastard jummymug. A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy
Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know
Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know
by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021
Get the Kill Bastardmug. Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.
by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022
Get the Film bastardmug. A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!
by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022
Get the Pigeony Bastardmug. “One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE
by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023
Get the Bastard Machinemug. Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015
Get the Knuckle-Bastardsmug. A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
Get the Sausage bastardmug.