A term used by Sam-I-Am showing his excitement that he and his new "bestfriend" have matching briefcases. "Briefcase Buddies" is a term coming from the show "Green Eggs and Ham" marking the "friendship" of Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I.
Sam-I-Am: Oh wow! Look at this! We're BRIEFCASE BUDDIES!!! It's like finding a matching so flake...
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!
by terribly_innaccurate May 19, 2021
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Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"
James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"
Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"
James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"
Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"
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Person 1: Have you seen Spring Awakening Budapest yet?!
Person 2: Oh my god, yes! The Mirror Blue Bucket was so SYMBOLIC~!
Person 2: Oh my god, yes! The Mirror Blue Bucket was so SYMBOLIC~!
by oleems June 4, 2009
Get the Spring Awakening Budapest mug.Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.
Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
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These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...
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