"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

by panheaddan November 15, 2023
