mike hall

Man with small penis, that catches feeling with side chicks... Renée come back!!!

That guys is a sucka for love. He's such a Mike Hall

by ImakeYouLaugh25 April 26, 2016

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A Mike Rice

Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.

I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!

by Peanut21904 December 28, 2016

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Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.

Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him

by Ab4420 July 20, 2021

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A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.

"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."

by The Shelled One's Disciple July 30, 2021

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