Late Bird

A bird that usually tends to fly in a flock of twelve.
Usually, Late Birds enjoy going bowling, dancing to Wii dance, escaping on beach trips, and playing telephone pictionary.
God only knows...really, only Him... what else the Late Birds will think of taking up next as a lifestyle.
One thing that is for CERTAIN. Late Birds look out for each other, and if one Late Bird needs another, the whole flock will fly to their same-feathered friend.
Take heed: Late Birds mean business and love all others at the same time.

The Late Bird flew to school, and all the while was thinking about its fellow feathered kin. However, they knew that later that night, during their Late Bird weekly meeting, that the longing of wanting to be in the presence of other Late Birds would be fulfilled and they all (together) would have a grand time and do what Late Birds do best... be awesome. :

by DanIsLieuda!!! November 5, 2010

tweety birdness

A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety.

Your friend says "That's freakin awesome" and you say "Hell yeah, tweety birdness!"

by A Pers0n March 6, 2009

bird-licker

Term for a salty-mouthed and wildly popular drag queen known for insulting her audience and fellow performers more fiercely than others could.

I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers

by FreakShowFanDallas February 28, 2018

Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.

So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.

by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019

fucking birds

Commonly used in the Philadelphia and South Jersey as antonym of 'Go Birds' to describe both the negatives of everyday life and the Philadelphia Eagles. Most effectively used when shouted at a

"Sorry your mother passed. Fucking birds, huh?"

"Fucking Birds- run the ball!"

" How about them Fucking Birds last night."

by Homerisadope October 3, 2020

bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017

bird line

As the crow flies

Not driving miles, bird line.

by Willkog September 6, 2018