Batista'ed

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

Guy 1 :Bro did you see Jayden's girl with Christ last night?

Guy 2 :Yea bro he totally got Batista'ed

by heugh6780 December 9, 2018

batman

smexy bitch that i simp for

batman is poggers

by IkeaBucketHatMan November 7, 2020

A BamSam

A person who thinks they're a parkour master, who is actually an epic fail.

Person X: Dude, did you see Nick fall in the trash can when he was jumping off the roof?
Person Y: HE IS TOTALLY A BAMSAM.

by +++BANG+++ April 19, 2013

Batman's Lair

A dark,scary,hairy cave.

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.

by ant June 9, 2004

Batman

A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.

person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit

by ericsoffer1 April 12, 2007

batman

when a man cums inside a woman's pussy and turns around and sucks his own cum out the woman and swallows it. Its known batman because its very mysterious and dark

Yo dude i did the batman n I taste like strawberry lol

by dark knight bahamas February 20, 2008

Batman

When a man puts his penis into the womans vagina. aka they are fucking. the man is called batman and his penis is the batmobile.

"Would you like me to put my batmobile into your batcave, woo go batman"

by xXxEmmaxXx July 12, 2007