asshole break

When hiking and your more fit friends wait for you to catch up but starts again not giving you time to rest

I try not to asshole break my friends

by 2Pudgy4u May 04, 2017

Brass Asshole

An intensified form of the word asshole. The purest form of an asshole. To be the brownest, flakiest, poopiest, hairiest, and most dingleberry-laden, asshole of the bunch.

You slept with my girlfriend, you brass asshole.

by Dean O' Banion December 11, 2010

angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.

I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.

by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011

Genuine Asshole

Someone who possibly is more than just living.

A genuine asshole is always serious. Especially when they are.

by TheWomenWithA's April 21, 2020

Asshole-ish

When you're being kind of, but not really, an asshole.

Jeez! Temecu sure was asshole-ish in his post!

by Romanceandchains January 24, 2014

Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.

Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.

by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021

The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.

You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)

by dangoombie February 23, 2010