Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.
This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents
by novium January 11, 2017
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Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
by Guitarpro2006 September 23, 2024
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Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.
by Itzgrimsley June 08, 2022
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sarahgate parent

A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.
Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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parental provinces

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").
Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".
by QuacksO July 06, 2023
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Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.
My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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