Anal sauna

Profusely sweating from your crack, Sweltering from the anal cavity
I just got done running a marathon and now I have an anal sauna going on.
by SJP - CLP August 20, 2019
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Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.
I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!
by b007y514y3r December 05, 2015
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anal fraud

1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex

2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.
She was found guilty of anal fraud.

guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."

dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"
by rampage eddie June 03, 2013
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anal aura

The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.
Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...
by navadude April 12, 2019
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anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.
An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.
by El Doucho Loco August 19, 2018
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Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.
Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.
by SkankBerry July 25, 2016
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anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019
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