classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016

Anal Vaping

method of getting really high invented by my friend Cam back in college

*taking a hit off a vape* These things only hit like, a little bit
*anal vaping* You gotta try it anally, man, it'll get you!

by jason pseudeikis February 9, 2023

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!

The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!

by Dirtbag40 April 4, 2020

Anal Drizzle

When moisture is formed within the bumcheeks, in the form of sweat. Occasionally, liquidised poo can be mistaken for anal drizzle, resulting in a sticky brown leg. Anal drizzle can be used in hilarious situations, like a pootash for maximum affect.

Matt: Oh Dave, I have the tastiest anal drizzle building up inside my arse cheeks! Lets pootash Johnny again!

Dave: Are you sure it's not actual poo again?

by WhenYouPOOYourself! December 27, 2010

anal rim

The borders of the anus.

That girl just made an anal rim job.

by Camelo181817272 January 3, 2018