THE GREATEST GUY ON THE PLANET...and is mine! = aka Maples <3 He's funny, smart, sexy, thoughtful, he cares, he's sweet, he's the world to me and i love him! =
by Diana Marie DiNicola August 8, 2008
Get the alan edward johnson mug.This is a special type of person as they pretend they hate you but really when it comes down to it they have got your back no matter what .they both hate you and like you at the same . This’s pople can become one of you best and closes friends
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Alana: fuck off fatty
Boy : year fuck of f
Alana: slaps the boy and tellls him the fuck you calling fat
Alana: fuck off fatty
Boy : year fuck of f
Alana: slaps the boy and tellls him the fuck you calling fat
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by Gilbo1 August 15, 2010
Get the Alan mug.1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
"How was your day?"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 12, 2008
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