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Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.
Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.
by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013
mugGet the Callous Assholemug.

voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.
by Tbone! August 9, 2018
mugGet the voltron's assholemug.

The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
by dangoombie February 23, 2010
mugGet the The asshole policymug.

Asshole-ish

When you're being kind of, but not really, an asshole.
Jeez! Temecu sure was asshole-ish in his post!
by Romanceandchains January 23, 2014
mugGet the Asshole-ishmug.

Witch's Asshole

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.
by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023
mugGet the Witch's Assholemug.

Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay
Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
mugGet the Asshole sensormug.

controlling asshole

a dick who cant let anyone else get their way
by coolman7979 August 7, 2016
mugGet the controlling assholemug.

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