a person that makes people she is imitating have little british lisps. she has awesome hair, and jeff wants to bone her she is surrounded by queers. like taylor and marissa and jeff
by theashley December 17, 2008
Get the Ashley mug.A very cute girl. She is short and thin and makes a lot of girls jealous. Once an Ashley is in love she will never stop and will do anything to get the one she loves. Ashleys can be very jealous of other girls and sometimes really annoying. Some say she is very plain and doesn't have a great personality. If you want something pretty to look at find an Ashley. If you want someone pretty AND fun to be around, find someone else.
-Who's that girl over there?
-Thats Ashley, she's really cute but has NO personality
-That's too bad
-Thats Ashley, she's really cute but has NO personality
-That's too bad
by XenaRage June 9, 2011
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A bitch on the DL. Someone who flirts with everyone, dates tons of people but doesn't put out. Also someone really mean but in a way that isn't apparent.
by Yes YEs YEs Yes Yes November 19, 2011
Get the Ashley Ann mug.A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
by arsonexxjon February 3, 2010
Get the ashley mug.some1 that has a hole in his left pocket and puts all of his stuff inside of that pocket and all of the stuff goes down to the bottom of his pants.
ashley clift also means idiot.
ashley clift also means idiot.
by John bob,a face March 6, 2008
Get the ashley clift mug.A girl who is very sexy and kind all the boys want her she is the most amazing kisser ever and never turns down a party
by jenalii July 17, 2011
Get the Ashley Eldridge mug.A girl who is extremely beautiful and very sweet, but sadly dumb as a rock. She is probably actually fairly intelligent but her lack of common sense makes her appear a total dumbass.
Example 1:
"What color are bananas?"
"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"
Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
"What color are bananas?"
"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"
Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
by IonlattsLitalian April 29, 2012
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