Alma

The biggest, fucking bitch in the world. She'll make your life a living hell because she's unhappy in her own stupid, pathetic life. She'll use people, be fake as fuck, and is spoiled beyond belief because of the way she plays everyone. DON'T EVER FUCK WITH HER!

That girl is such an Alma, she fucking slept with my boyfriend, she's such a fucking two-faced whore.

by AHope063 February 9, 2017

almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

by Aydes February 17, 2008

ALMAO

Allways Laughing My Ass Off
Someone says something really stupid, and it gets a reply of ALMAO.

Michael makes a really funny joke on MSN
K-Dawg replies ALMAO

by Kieron March 14, 2005

Alman

Alman is the most handsome and amazing person you will ever lay eyes on. He is so talented is many ways you wouldn’t even think he’s real. You can’t get enough of his dark almost jet black hair that you want to run your hands through and his dark beautiful eyes that you dream of. He lights up any room with his smile and definitely stands out in a crowd. Everyone deserves to know Alman with his spiritual soul and charming unique traits. He’s also musically inclined and his personality is the most interesting.

Oh wow, did you see Alman today? I need him in my life!

by f&a bb March 20, 2020

almond-joy

When a person changes the game on you. When a person "flips the script".
After a constant and profuse malevolent activity, the person changes, for no apparent reason.

"Say white boy, ima tel ya bout da game, and why you cant eva neva eva trust a crackhead"
"All right my friend" Please explain"
"Almond joy, dats all ya need to know"
"Almond joy??" *bewildered, glazed over look*
"Dat's right, gotdam cracka, ALMOND JOY!" "Cuz you neva know what a mufuka basehead guna do" "Sumtimz dey feel lika nut, sumtims dey dont, Ya heard?!"

by Saltine Cracker August 9, 2004

Almond Mom

a karen mom who only eats almonds, as soon as you walk into her house all there is, is almond based everything, its like a crazy vegan karen bt they only eat almonds and only drink almond water and milk

Friend: "Why do you only ever eat almonds and drink almond milk?"
Kid: "Because that's all my mom lets me have"
Friend: "Dang, that must suck having a crazy almond mom"
Kid: "Yeah, it does"

by Lettuce_Lady October 23, 2022

almer

Derogatory inernet gaming term meaning a nutless lamer.

That fucking almer stole my kill!

by ArchAngel December 14, 2003