Urban Dictionary

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.

Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.

by Nikooties May 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.

I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.

by macobex1 March 2, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.

You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.

by EffU January 14, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place that pre-teens/teen go on to search up there name screen shot one post that makes them just the best person and then post on some social media Manly Snapchat

Oi bruv I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary it says Im loving caring and funny I got to put this on my Snapchat story

by Some guy called nick June 1, 2019

urban dictionary

A website that needs to replace the Gifs with images we found on the internet so we can show off cool Artwork and stuff.

I love Urban Dictionary.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.

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Before:

"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"

"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"

Now:
*same situation*

"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"

by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. The website you are currently on.
2. The dictionary idiots use to act like a smart aleck

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means

by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015