Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

thomas bailey

kind sweet country has a swag gf

thomas baileys girlfriend is so rad

by ojswag December 25, 2020

Thomas Jay’d

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.

There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.

by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020

thomas martine

A stupid dummy that is fat and can't do a backflip. Also a very stupid retarded dummy

Alex don't be a thomas martine!

by soidspociajoicjpoeidj October 18, 2019

Iyanni thomas

She’s the most prettiest amazing person you can ever have she might be mean sometimes but you’ll love her and she has a Lotta love her heart you might like her but she will always love you

iyanni thomas is the most amazing person

by Mia thomas June 24, 2019

Thomas eakins

An American painter, sculptor, and photographer who lived and painted during the second half of the 19th century. Known for incredibly realistic paintings, he painted mainly in Oil on canvas.

That painting is so fucking realistic, it's got to be by Thomas Eakins!

by Mr.Rogers III June 5, 2011

William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.

William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)

by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019