rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

by Metelme18 September 16, 2010

Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.

Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause

by Skulltra August 20, 2019

Rock Rubber

A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.

“He is here every weekend and can’t seem to stay on the wall”
“Imma call him a rock rubber.

by Grell June 21, 2024

rubber it

Scottish slang word for ignoring something or someone.

Johnny says, "Wanna go to the cinema tonight?

Jimmy replies, "Naw, i'm gonna rubber it mate, canna be arsed."

by Scotty2890 November 22, 2015

Rubber bullets

An alternate name for condoms.

“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.

by RevengeofSPCGirls February 11, 2019

Rubber Bandhand

Son of Oswald Cobblepot who seeks revenge for the death of his mother and the molestation of his farther, mother (Adreea Cobblepot) and brothers (Walter "Bubble Hands" "The Redhood" Cobblepot, Sebastian Cobblepot and Henry "Little Baby" Cobblepot)
His method of revenge is to wear the symbolic rubber band of the Cobblepot family on his hand while hitting the molester with a broken chairleg.
He is dead now and at one time suffered from aids...which was passed on by the molester.

Person 1: You killed most of my family and molested me...i now have aids
Person 2: Stop hitting me with the chairleg

by Jimmy Flex March 14, 2005