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smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
mugGet the smokin' the bearmug.

silver bear

An old hairy man that's a beast in bed. Most of the time they're fat
"Old man Frank is a right silver bear"
by Jessy904 March 15, 2015
mugGet the silver bearmug.

teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me
Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what
by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020
mugGet the teddy bearmug.

kinky bear

ALYSAS NICKNAME ASSWHOLES DONT WEAR IT OUT OR COPY IT YA UNDERSTAND
Damn, I wish i Was alysa. I love her name kinky bear
by KINKYBEARRR January 1, 2018
mugGet the kinky bearmug.

Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.
by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011
mugGet the Bear-Comamug.

Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.
bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock
by Bear Tank August 2, 2010
mugGet the Bear Tankmug.

hibernation bear

A girl who goes into hiding during winter because she hates the cold so much. You won't see her until spring comes and she's finally shaved her legs.
Ashley is my little hibernation bear from October until May.
by sly foxy December 20, 2016
mugGet the hibernation bearmug.

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