Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 03, 2021

Moldy Bread

When your ass is overflowing with little insects that crawl up yo back and make your little boy ass look like moldy bread

"Yo you seen dat bitch she has shit crawlin up her back yo." "No she just has moldy bread my brohomie"

by Big Joe Macaroni December 14, 2019

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 23, 2017

Special bread

When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it

Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy

by Spermgoblin June 30, 2020

special bread

when your special ed but even more special

hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread

by specialbread May 17, 2019

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien January 30, 2016