July 28th

National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!

by Luckymicky October 17, 2019

December 28th National idiots day

December 28th National idiots day, It a day, when it okay to be an Idiot. Like nobody can call you stupid, Because of it National idiot day and everything okay on that day. No matter how hard you try.

December 28th National idiots day, Day for the idiots

by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019

April 28th

April 28th is national first kiss day! Kiss the person you've been dying to lately!

Dude: Hey girl, I just- *smoochie*
Girl: happy national first kiss day!

April 28th is national first kiss day! Let's get a kissin!

by mdandlr April 28, 2019

January 28th

The baddest bitches were born on this day.

Known for being confident, independent, nice but not people you should mess with.

“When is your birthday?”
“January 28th”
“So you a bad bitch”
“Yh I know”

by Saysomethingbitch October 28, 2019

ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

by the greedy talker June 2, 2016

November 28th

The day of the national Taco Rave.

Guy 1: "Dude! It's November 28th, do you know what that means?"
Guy 2: "Holy crap, it's national Taco Rave day!"

by NegaducksHot October 20, 2019

281er

Specifically, one who lives in the area code 281 in the area surrounding houston. Generally, it is anyone who wears only clothes from abercrombie & fitch, hollister or american eagle;uses smiley faces; has "iced tips" or highlights; lives in a planned neighborhood; and frequently uses african-american slang, even though they are caucasian.

Dude he's such a 281er

by ayaypapa September 13, 2011