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max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!
by bassproshop June 2, 2015
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Max Walker

Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single
You're such a "Max Walker"
by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020
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Max Dehen

Max Dehen is of the Dehen Corporation often associated with biting ears for positive reinforcement. Other associates of the Dehen clan are symbolized with the numeric sequence of 2:08. XD
I am Max Dehen and I got the Corona Virus XD
by GeneralMaximus November 3, 2020
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Max Hart

Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
by Werner zappe October 7, 2020
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max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration
Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
by Cunttfup October 30, 2017
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 7, 2020
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Maxxed out

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.
Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.
by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023
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