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oi mate

Go heck yourself, if someone says oi mate it means go heck yourself.
oi mate, becky!
by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
mugGet the oi matemug.

food mate

Your one and only when it comes to food. You would rather die than ever eat with anyone else😂
I am Shiho’s food mate😉🤤
by Sir_wellington_beefycakes April 4, 2023
mugGet the food matemug.

Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.
Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.
by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020
mugGet the Matesmug.

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
mugGet the manlet mating ritualmug.

g'day mate

a term Australians use when saying hello to a friend or someone they forgot the name of so they call the mate.
aussie guy 1: "g'day mate!"

aussie 2: "g'day how are you"
by randomperson746 December 18, 2018
mugGet the g'day matemug.

atom-mates

Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and those people are now together.
Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”
by W1lson June 2, 2021
mugGet the atom-matesmug.

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
mugGet the your balls are fucked matemug.

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