Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Water Bottle Is Full October 21, 2011

night deposit

When a man inserts his johnson in his sleeping wifes or gf's pussy or ass.

my wife went to bed early so I made a night deposit.

by Your banking advisor August 8, 2011

night job

a blow job given at night

Tiffany gave Robert her best night job after dinner

by 2278 December 30, 2018

Night Rock

So, you get morning wood, eh? But do you ever get....night rock? This is when you try to go to sleep at night, but that girl from earlier stays in your mind and gives you an erection that prevents you from sleeping.

Guy 1: Awww man, I'm so tired today. Barely slept last night...
Guy 2: Why? Bangin' a girl?
Guy 1: No, I was thinking of that, but night rock kept me up all night!

by lancertanker May 11, 2013

Movie Night

uh oh, Spring break, I hope MovieNightMadness doesn't die! cux there's no movie night this week

No...Don't jump!

by spernihan April 11, 2004

Night Hawk

The name given to someone who is having a good night when a lot of other people aren't.

I had a great night last night being a Night Hawk. For some reason no one else was enjoying them selves.

by White Ghost and Red River October 11, 2011

Wing Night

n. Usually one night of the week in which a food serving establishment serves chicken wings at a reduced price, thus drawing in and allowing a large crowd solely intent on eating large quantitiies of these wings to do so without breaking the bank. Buffalo sauce, ranch, and bleu cheese are among the most popular dips served at wing nights. People gather for the same reason on wing night, making it an enjoyable atmosphere, popular with highschool and college students.

"Don't forget wing night on tuesday at 7:00, so don't make any other plans!"

"Hey man, you going to wing night tonight?

by Big O SM SG July 29, 2008