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Dive

When a Group Of Hot Females Tell One Of Their Friends To Hook Up
With The Ugly Guy
Hey Janet Will You Take a Dive
We Need Someone To Hook Up With The Least Attractive Guy In The Group
by BreakingBitchesCodes April 18, 2017
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Trench diving

When you accidentally fall into an open trench, potentially hurting or embarrassing yourself.
"I hope Darren is okay, I just saw him trench diving out the front of the office"
by thetrenchman January 29, 2024
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Dive Bomb

When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.
I totally dive bombed Meegan last night.
by Turkey Dick March 31, 2021
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Acting/diving

Raheem Sterling's hobby
Sterling's fucking acting/diving again that twat
by Masonmountsbumfiddle August 6, 2021
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ploff dive

When somone catches a fart in their mouth and blows into a womens vagina.
"Peter caught a fart in his mouth and blew it into Sandy's vagina giving her a 10/10 Ploff Dive"
by Komang666 February 29, 2020
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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